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Originally Posted by Xero Limit 126
8. I don't know why, but I'd love to see a "Shelock Helms" gimmick. 
Matt Hardy returns as "Hardly Hardy", where he dresses up in all different kinds of junk food costumes. Jeff of course returns to feud with Hardly as "Healthy Hardy". |
10. I seriously think that wiould be hilarious.
Sherlock Helms can use "The Private Eye of the Hurricane" as a finisher. Dr. Fattson can use the "Landfill-iant Deduction, Sherlock" and Palumbo can do "The Whack-y Eye".
How about this? Jesus cuts an emotional promo about being mistreated on the streets, about how he's fought his whole life, he's taken out eight men at once in a street fight, and how he is ashamed after losing to Cena at Armageddon, and that he just couldn't fight back in their Street Fight. Then we see John Cena give Jesus some respect, but then tell him that helpless feeling at Armageddon was what it's like to get your ass kicked, even if it as from behind, Jesus knows that attacks should be prepared at all times.
John Cena and Jesus then have a match for the US Title, which Jesus wins cleanly after, then Cena goes to shake Jesus' hand and Carlito spits in Cena's face and Jesus and Carlito beat him down.