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Triumph the insult Comic dog is on.
"People make alot of jokes about Ryan Sequest being gay... and I don't think that's fair. To call them jokes."
Paris Hilton "Wouldn't touch that with a 10 **** pole?" ?????
Britney and Madonna kissing. "That kiss worked out for the both of them... Madonna got exposed to a younger audience, and Britney got herpes"
"Britney is a kick ass lip sinker... i saw her at the AMA's... I haven't seen lip sinking like that since Barney the purple dinosaur".
"I heard Britney sing live once, and I haven't heard a note like that since I caugt my **** in the sprinkler"
"I'm not going to make fun of Madonna... because Madonna is the one celebrity who one day might have sex with a dog."
"You want me to poop on Justin, Justin Timberlake is like the Hulk. Pooping only makes him stronger. He sings, he dances, he's like the OTHER white Michael Jackson."
"I'm not going to poop on Michael Jackson. We have a common bond, we're both partly made of rubber... and we both like to have a hand up our ass every once in a while."
"Enrique lost the mole.. Yes. I guess after all these years it got embarassing... so the mole asked to be cut off."
"The truth is, if it weren't for American Idol. I wouldn't be here tonight. Cause Justin ???? was my cab driver."
"Ruben's album dropped. If I dropped something like that I'd get wacked with a rolled up newspaper."
"Chingy is the hottest thing rap right now, but unfortunately that means he'll be out of the music business is abotu 2 years"
"I'm not going to touch that one, he'll go Eminem on me."
Try Evanescence...
"I kind of like Evanescence"
They couldn't insult Evanescence!
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