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Originally Posted by PerfectOne When I was little, I went to a WWF house show in Decatur, Illinois, with my dad and two uncles, one by marriage. My uncle by marriage and in no way related to me, I'll call him William, was very fat and out of shape. He weighed well over 300 lbs. Anyway, we had front row seats ringside and Kamala comes out. My uncle William starts beating his chests and screams out "UNCLE KAMALA! IT'S ME, YOUR LONG LOST NEPHEW! WILLIAM!" Kamala starts laughing and has to put a hand up to hide his face. Later on, Randy Savage and Miss Elizabeth (RIP) came out and Savage wrestled. During the match, Savage got thrown into the barricade near us and Miss Elizabeth ran over to do whatever valets do. My uncle William grabs her breast, and when she whirls around she has a "wardrobe malfunction," her dress comes off her shoulder, and her breast is exposed. She runs crying to the back, and Savage jumps to his feet and looks like he's gonna kick somebody's ass, but can't figure out who did it and goes back into the match. It was...different.

LMAO. That's hilarious.