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Originally Posted by loopydate
If Satan ruled the world and there was still wrestling:
- Talented wrestlers like Sean O'Haire and Rhyno would be Velocity mainstays while A-Train and Big Show would have long segments on SmackDown.
- The most entertaining gimmick on television would inexplicably become demonized by the face play-by-play man.
- A middle-aged, out-of-touch, redneck would be calling play-by-play on Monday nights.
- A middle-aged, out-of-touch, redneck would be the "Sheriff" on Monday nights.
- A cruiserweight division with more than a half-dozen top international talents would be a three-man show.
- Billy Gunn would be making a comeback.
Oh, shit...
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Wait a minute that has already happened. Oh Lord no