
Cena: By show of hands, who wants to change their gimmick?

If drunk Big Show wants a hug, you take it!

Taker: Shhh.. just alittle further into the coff--I mean, Hershey Bar Bed, that's right..
And after this, Heyman was never seen again on WWE TV.

The ref shows his great directorial skills when asking Eddie and Rey to reannact scenes from One Night in Chyna.

Jobber: Hey! I didn't do IT! Hey...
Angle: And you sure aren't getting it either!

Heidenreich and Undertaker hold each other when they realize that this.. could be the last set of captions, due to lack of interest...
or...
Heiden: It's ok.. Cornelius.. you can cry!
Undertaker: We are men! Men is what we are!
END. OF MY JOB PUTTING UP CAPTIONS.