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So I found this "after RAW" newsbit kinda funny. Don't know how authentic it is, since the very end seems a bit absurd, but whatever.

Steve Nash sent in the following report after RAW went off the air last night... After RAW went off air, Evolution went backstage. HBK came out in a referee shirt, then Jericho came out, Beniot came out and Randy Orton came out. Afterwards, Edge, Batista and HHH (dressed to wrestle) came out. HHH got on the mic and said that he was ready for the 6-man tag. He said he went backstage, got into a phone-booth and changed to Superman. And seeing that there is no cryptnite, in that ring, he's gonna kick everyones ass! HBK got the mic and said, there may no be no cryptnite, but he sure has a rock in his pants. The match was the funniest match ever, everytime Beniot would slap them in the chest, Edge, HHH and Batista would hold their chest and run out the ring. Then the funniest is when Edge, HHH and Batista get their shorts pulled down. Ass bared, they wrestle a couple more minutes. HHH also gets kicked and instead of falling, he stays just standing there, without falling. He regains conscious, says he's ok, then falls face first. At the end, Orton, Beniot and Jericho lose. But at the end of the show, they were standing tall after kicking Edge's ass. When Edge was left alone, he went outside and some woman suck his head in between her huge breasts, and when he pulls his face out after a while, he has the BIGGEST smile. Just thought to let you know.

http://www.wrestleview.com/news2005/1105480457.shtml