PS2's new controller didn't go over so hot with internet fans.
Batista: Can I touch it?
HHH: 3 feet Dave, 3 feet!!!!!
How teh speak Australian
HAMMERED
Fosters, Australian for beer.
Shelton had to help Maven, but the ref could still smell it.
Fans were shocked when they learned Hurricane needed a catapult to get into the air.
Edge: tap...tap...tap
Rhyno: Never [rips a fart]
Edge: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
Micheals: I thought the special school doesn't get out until 4?
Edge: Nope. It gets out at 3.
Eugene:
Micheals: Told you I could catch my own spit in the air. Gimme 5 bucks.
Edge: No.
The roughest thumb war ever.
refs: I want your bod.
HBK: What?
ref: Never mind, I want your bod.....[takes deep breath] ohhh yeah.
Whaddaya mean no dessert? I ate my broccoli. It went down this hole!!!!
I beds could talk.....
Ksne: Launch ze missles!!!!
Eugene that pranksta glued Kane to a chair. Simon and Snitsky tried, but they just couldn't pull him off.
Snitsky: BAM!!!!!
Emirel: Heyyyyy!!!!
STONED.
Xtian: Air Hump!@!!!!! Air Hump!!!!!! Air Hump!!!!
JR: Bahgwad!!!!! Here cmes the air hump!!!!!!!
Benoit: Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!
Benoit: Urgghhhh...he got me right up the butt.