Edge: Scissors!
Vince: Damnit Edge, you and Shawn are playing Red Light, Green Light, not Rock Paper Scissors!
Edge botches smiling for the camera.
Batista: (Reading) Free Food...follow me.
Randy: Don't Batista...its a trick
Shawn and referee Mike Chiodo hold back an enraged Britanny Spears fan when told her concert was cancelled when she hurt her knee.
Simon: Kane...I am your fatha!
After spending One Night in China, you'll never feel good again