Internet fans were pissed when Trips retained the title, even after a freak accident had left him legally blind.
Triple H: "No, seriously, Dave... if you want to stay on Evolution, that tie has
got to go."
Unfortunately, no matter how much he tried, that booger was still stuck to his thumb.
Shelton: "C'mon, ref! Count!"
Ref: "What-EVER! Talk to the hand, cuz the face ain't listenin'!"
Muhammed's gimmick as "Iron Shiek 2K5" came to a screeching end when he botched the camel clutch.
Edge discovers why the man he was wrestling was known as "Power Thighs" Rhyno.
Shawn fought to contain his horror as Dude Love returned --- by emerging from Edge's chest cavity.
HBK: "Gimme a break, Edge. You do NOT have laser vis-... OW! Dammit!"
The flying saucers had arrived, and HBK realized, far too late, that there was
one living among them.
HBK: "Oh my GOD! You guys really are stealing all the Bud Lights!!!"
Ref: "Oops. You've a bit of underarm hair here. Let me pluck that out for you."
Edge: "Thanks, man. You're a lifesave-... Oh, Jesus, are the cameras still rolling?"
Edge couldn't help but feel upset. "The" was his least favorite word.
Candice Poppins: "That's right, children! Think of your most favorite thing in the world!"
Maria: "Candy!"
Christie: "Christmas!"
--- both float ---
I don't mind telling you, but ... these Clearance Sales are getting brutal.
Kane couldn't help it. Simon has just showed him a picture he invented called ... Li'l Brudder.
Kane: "Goddamit, Simon. Did Rhyno put you up to this?!?!"
Gene: "Sorry, Glen. It's just not coming off."
Gene: "That's right, Kane! Now
I am Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Now prepare to die!"
Kane: ".... Bastard."
Kane swore that this would be the last time he'd let Lita do his lipstick.
Christian couldn't believe it. How had the glass ceiling gotten this low?
Benoit's frustration grew. He'd gotten the rubbing your tummy part ... but ... patting your head
at the same time?
Jericho: "And he strikes ... da-da-da-da DA ... like Thun... der ... BALLLLLLL!!!!"
Benoit finally came to an amicable solution after he decided it was best to outsource the "patting your head" part.
Maybe it's just me, but something tells me Dave hasn't quite gotten the hang of Bhuddist meditation.
He may no longer be World Heavyweight Champion, but he still could kick anyone's ass at invisible limbo.
HHH: "Seriously, Dave, can you take a look at this? I think I broke it."
Randy: "I don't get it! What are we doing wrong?"
HHH: "Fool! When you lambada, you hold your partner like this? Do you see? LIKE THIS!"