Chris Jericho: God Bless Canada! Why do I ever leave here?
*Thinks for a second.*
Jericho: Oh right, money with value...
*Hassan decided to show Jericho his new finisher: The Desert Strike!*
Hassan: WTF!?! No one told me Canadians could go Super Sayjin!
Orton: OMG! It's gotten so small Trips. Have you figured out a way to keep Steph pleased?
HHH: Yea, I've decided to get transplant surgery. The only thing now is finding the perfect donner.
Orton: Wow, that must be a difficult task.
HHH: Not as difficult as you think...
Christian: Come on man, this is my hometown. Can you please sell my kicks?
HBK: I like to see someone make me.
*Hart Attack begins to play*
HBK: Awww shi...
Edge: Bret Hart did too teach me the Sharpshooter, execpt he doesn't look like he does on tv. He actuall has blonde hair and a big nose...aw crap!
HBK: Yea, I know. This mean I lost my bet with HHH about your intelligence level.
HBK (In Pain): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Edge: All I was suggesting was for you to put a Canadian over.
*As Benoit realized that he couldn't let go of Jericho's hand, he thought to himself, "Tu shae Rhyno, tu shae."*
*This is not what Trish had in mind when she told Kane that she needed a lift.*
Kane: In all my time as a member of the Church of England, this is the first time that someone didn't want cake. (Reps to anyone who gets the reference.)
Kane: Gene duck! It's a bomb!!!
Gene: Aw crap, I don't wanna be in this caption!
Kane: Why not?
Gene: Because it's going to be turned into a Chris Benoit Levatation joke or a Dr. Yankum Dentist joke.
Kane: Don't worry Gene, those joke are so old that anyone even considering to use them is a very sad individual.
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