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Jericho: Welcome to... FEBRUARY 25th... IS... JERICHO! On this day, anyone who has been working for a company for more than five years and never gets promoted gets a free, mandatory promotion!
People: WOOOO!
Triple H: WHAT!? Well, we don't have to do it!
Vince: Uh, Hunter, bad news, it's now a law, so we have to do it.
Triple H: ... SHIT!
(Ten days later, the main event is filled with the likes of Funaki, Jericho, Hardcore Holly, and Scotty Too Hotty.)
Random Smark: It's win-lose, whatcha gonna do?
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