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Originally Posted by RemyRed
Oh well, at least we still have The Cock.
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Yeah I had this idea of having The Cock come out to either a TNA or NCW ring, or we could even broadcast it simulcast_style and start ranting about how WWE's The Rock is a total sell out and how he abandonned the WWE. So we have The Cock call out The Rock to JUST CAPTION IT and all of a sudden....
IF YA SMELLLLLL
The Rock makes his way out to confront The Cock. Staredown of epic proportions, as we see half of the crowd chant Cocky's name while the other half chants Rocky's name. At this point Jabba THE HUT Ross, King Pervert, Michael ALF Cole and Spazz are having 4 simultaneous heart attacks because of what they are witnessing!
The Cock then goes on about The Rock and how he is a poor man's version of The Cock, but The Rock cuts him off and tells Cocky that he is the version of HIMSELF in the "Caption World" so to speak.
Cocky smiles, and tells The Rock that he actually likes his movies.
The two engage in a sing-a-long, a truly historic moment, I might add.
The all of a sudden....
COCK BOTTOM!!!!!!
Cock Bottom on The Rock, as The Cock hoists his TNA and NCW titles up high. The Caption World marks out like a bitch, as WWE's creative team has no choice but to give me props on that one
