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Show introduction: "It's A Small World" as sung by the Disney Cruiserweights (Rey, Funaki, Spike, Nunzio, Gillberg)
Mickey: Wonderful World of Disney is coming to you, LIVE, from the Magic Kingdom in Anaheim, California! And, by golly, you folks at home are in for a real treat! The Magic Kingdom's general manager, Scrooge McDuck, has managed to sign the industry's most desired free agents away from none other than Warner Brothers! And we're going to witness this gosh-darned historic moment here tonight!
Goofy: Gawrsh, M.M., I can't wait! *spots Pluto* PUPPIES! Hyuck!
*Mickey shakes his head sadly*
* "No Chance" blares throughout the park. Entering first through the gates of the Sleeping Beauty Castle. Scrooge McDuck struts in, accompanied by a scantily clad escort *
Goofy: Willya look at that cow!
Mickey: *Shocked* Now, Goofy, that's not very nice!
Goofy: No, no, M.M.... See? It's Clarabelle Cow! Hyuck!
Mickey: Why so it is! That Jezebel!
*Clarabelle parts a pair of velvet ropes, and Scrooge McDuck arrives at a table set up at the Snow White grotto*
Scrooge: I just wanted to start off by saying that you people better appreciate that I took the time to fly down to a wannabe city like Anaheim, Florida.
*crowd boos*
Scrooge: Let's face it folks, when even the local ball team wants to erase all traces of this backwater down by calling themselves the LOS ANGELES Angels, you know something's very, very wrong.
*crowd boos*
Scrooge: And even though I am THE RICHEST DUCK IN THE WORLD...
*boos*
Scrooge: ... and this fellow and I have never seen eye to eye, I do know business, and I know what's good for business. So let's cut to the chase. I'd like to introduce to you....
*crowd comes to life: starts chanting "BUGS! BUGS! BUGS!*
Scrooge: ... the most electrifying man in animated entertainment...
*"BUGS! BUGS! BUGS!"*
Scrooge: ... the rascally rabbit himself ...
*Suddenly, the air is pierced by the lyrics "Yes it's he, yes it is he ALI A BABUA..."*
Mickey: What the heck's going on here? Goofy?
Goofy: Search me, Mickey. Hyuck!
*Suddenly, Aladdin walks through the Sleeping Beauty Castle's gates, a menacing glare penetrating the crowd*
Scrooge: *livid* Cut the music. CUT THE MUSIC! You... You'd better have a good expanation for interrupting my announcement, or you're FFFFFFIIIIRRREEEED!!!
Aladdin: Don't think I don't see what's going on here! You think I don't see the obvious BIAS here in Walt Disney? Can't you see what's going on? You go out of your way to sign yet another ANTHROPOMORPHIC character, while us Arab-Americans are never given a chance!
*On his shoulder, Apu squeals something unitelligible, but still gets the crowd riled up*
*chants of "USA! USA!" break out in the Magic Kingdom*
Aladdin: Well, I've brought it upon myself to rectify this heinous situation. Your "rascally rabbit" won't be well enough to come out here tonight, courtesy of an old friend...
*New lyrics blare through the speakers: "Weeeeellll... it's the GENIE!!!!! It's the big, blue Genie toniiiight..."*
Mickey: By Gosh, it's can't be! I thought he was suspended ever since he threatened to powerbomb poor defenseless Jasmine on Pride Rock!
Goofy: Really? I thought he was given some time off because he was gettin' fat.
Mickey: Shhhhh! *shifts eyes* It's Scrooge McDuck and the Genie ... NEXT! Ha HA!
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