"Coming soon to theaters: A Walt Disney (voice changes) [VINCE MCMAHON] Animated Film! It's 'WrestleMania: The Musical!' Starring the voices of WWE Superstars HHH, Tajiri, Eugene, HeidenReich, Kane, Christy Hemme, and Dustin Hoffman as the voice of the Great GooblyGooker."
**A scene from the film, as a Prince is singing on top of a castle **
Prince: Oh, medievel woman! Medievel woman, how I miss your kiss as
you have kissed my wrist! Oh, Sandy! You cam--
**STEELCHAIR TO THE SKULL OF THE PRINCE!!**
HHH: You think you can take over this castle, Orton... Think.. AGAIN!
**Bashing the Prince over and over and .... still... he still beating down... ok, next scene**
'With brand new music from great artists like Clay Aiken, Lindsey Lohan, MegaDeth, Tenacious D, Puffi AmyYumi, Ludacris, and ..Fozzy.. who will be catering the food.'
**Another scene plays with Eugene and Christy singing a love song to each other, in a boat in a pond.**
Christy: I love.. that you love me!! ..Cause... um... I dunno... AND STUFF!!
Eugene (while wearing mouse ears hat): ARIEL FROM THE LITTLE MERMAID! 1990! NOW AVAILABLE ON DVD!
Christy (whispering): no, we sell things after they come in to see this movie, ok?
Ric Flair (pops out from below the boat): WHOO!! KISS THE GIRL!! LIMOSUINE RIDIN, WHEELING DEELING...
**Flops on boat!! **
Eugene: GOT A FISH!!!
'Critics have spoken about the film that will rejuvenate the Disney name like one from Seattle Post says "BAWGAWD, my favorite part was the barbeque nearlytorninhalf! Oh and my friend like the puppies".
And the New Yorker says "IT WASN'T MY FAULT... it was delightful! Loved it, I'm taking the little ones to see it!" And one other guy said that is was bad and blah blah blah.. well, they sucked!'
**One more scene plays as the cast of wrestlers are singing together on a grassy field, with Dustin Hoffman in a Chicken outfit and a lovable, marketable green blob with eyes. Also there is a rainbow. 
**
Wrestlers: Oh, the brand split is now over, and now we are in peace! We can all go job to the one called H and everything is great and everything is.... GREAT!!!!
HHH: ORRRRTTTONNNN!!!!!!
** HHH bashing in the green blob and forest animals to a pulp. **
Hoffman: Can I have my money now?
'Wrestlemania: The Musical!' Coming soon to video and DVD, and then will be frozen with Walt himself for 10 years until we need more money, even if it flops. So watch it now or YOU'RE FIRED!!!!"
"Rated G."