While the others may have been a success, Hollywood's latest idea: The Next Hot-Rah-Tay Kid, is not.
Carlito: Hello. We got 25 signatures backstage, including myself. Sign here if you would like a push.
Triple H: (Backstage) Heheheheheeheheheheheehe!
Heidenreich: *Sob* Why Christian why? Why did you ask for a world title push? *Sob*
Big Show: NOO!!! NOT THE SALAD! NOOOO!!!!
JBL: Yes, it is time, Show. It's time to lose weight and get in shape.
Cena: Hi.
Ref: Hi.
Cena: Bye.
Ref: Bye.
Tazz: I can't believe it! Ultimate Warrior finally hopped into the coffin and claimed himself dead!