[MVP]

The highest drawing TNA Title match:

MAIN EVENT: Innovator vs Invisible vs Cock vs MVP: WORLD TITLE MATCH JR: Folks, I understand something is going on backstage. **Camera pans backstage and finds an unconscious Innovator bleeding profusely from his head. **Camera pans to the side and fins LC and Invisible laughing. **Camera then pans to a shadowy figure in the corner as LC and Invisible spot him. **Camera pans up and it’s NOWHERE MAN, making his TNA return. LC and Invisible flee the seen and Nowhere Man chases them out of the building. Innovator gets put in an ambulance. JR: WTF KING? We just lost two of our competitors thanks to LC and Invisible. KING: Well wait a minute JR, we still have MVP and The Cock. **YO IT’S ME…IT’S ME…IT’S MVP w/ Naitch HITS AND THE CROWD GOES WILD. **YA SMELL WHAT THE COCK IS COOKING HITS AND THE CROWD BOOOS THE SHIT OUT OF HIM BECAUSE THEY KNOW HE’S NCW BOUND. TOTAL SMARKISH CROWD HERE. **Cock still has his family though. Outsider appears with the Cock because Radd is celebrsting his IC Title win and the Dude is MIA MVP…….MVP…….MVP chants are heard from the crowd as the ref says that both Innovator and Invisible have been counted out, which leaves only The Cock vs MVP. **CROWD IS GOING APE SHIT. The Cock brings his TNA Title over to MVP and lays it down in front of him. The Cockis taunting MVP saying he’s going to make MVP his BITCH. MVP comes right back and tells Cock he made a Bitch out of his mom last night. Bell rings and MVP SAYS BRING IT MOTHER FUCKA Cock nails MVP with a left, MVP comes right back with a right…..Cock hits another left….MVP with another right and both men beat the shit out of one another. Cock swings MVP into the ropes and ducks down, but MVP sees it and kicks Cock in the face. MVP leaps on the 2nd turnbuckle and comes off with a roundhouse kick. MVP hits Cock with a flying forearm. MVP tries another one and Cock ducks, which sends MVP over the top rope. Cock goes outside as Outsider gets a cheap shot in on MVP. Cock picks up MVP and swings him into the steel steps. **Cock does some announcing COCK: LOOK AT THAT PILE OF MONKEY TRASH. DOES THE COCK THINK HE’S CHAMPION MATERIAL…HELLLLLLLAAAAA NO. The Cock puts MVP on the German announce table And goes for a Cock Bottom, but MVP catches Cock with a DDT threw the table CROWD: HOLY SHIT……HOLY SHIT….HOLY SHIT… MVP rolls Cock bac into the ring and climbs the turnbuckle. MVP tries a moonsault off the top, but Cock moves and MVP lands hard. The Cock sets up MVP for the “Hollywood Elbow” and connects COVER: 1…………2……..Kickout. The Cock drops another elbow. 1………….2…..Kickout ANOTHER ONE: 1…………….2……….Kickout. The Cock whips MVP into the ropes and catches him with a Cock Buster. 1………………2…….Kickout. CROWD: MVP……….MVP…….MVP Cock: Outsider Outsider grabs a steel chair and gets up on the apron. HERE COMES NAITCH AND HE PULLS OUTSIDER OFF THE APRON. Cock goes over to Naitch and Naitch nails him in the face with a right. CROWD: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NAITCH: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CROWD: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MVP gets a rollup: 1…………2……KIckout by Cock. MVP hits a sunset flip on Cock: 1……………..2…….Kickout. MVP goes for a crucifix, but Cock reverses into a….. COCK BOTTOM…COCK BOTTOM Cock covers MVP: 1…………2……21/2..KICKOUT CROWD: MVP………..MVP…….MVP Cock signals for the Cock Shooter and hooks it in the middle of the ring on a barely conscious MVP JR: MVP HAS TO REACH DOWN HARD AND GIVE EVERYTHING HE HAS LEFT CROWD: MVP………………MVP……………….MVP The Ref checks MVP: 1………………2………MVP gets his hand up and crawls to the ropes. He’s almost there as Cock pulls him back into the middle of the ring again. THE FANS ARE ON THERE FEET SCREAMING FOR MVP MVP GRABS COCK’S LEGS AND….. REVERSES INTO THE WALLS. CROWD HAS TOTALLY LOST IT. CROWD: TAP……TAP……TAP…….TAP….TAP……TAP Cock is holding on for dear life as he’s in the middle of the ring. COCK REVERSES INTO THE WALLS. People can’t even watch in the stands. MVP is holding on and screaming. MVP reaches down for one last magnitude of strength and HE REVRSES BACK INTO THE WALLS. COCK IS IN TO MUCH PAIN……. AND TAPS. COCK TAPS OUT COCK TAPS OUT COCK TAPS OUT COCK TAPS OUT. JR: WE GOT A NEW WORLD CHAMPION. YESSS YESSS MVP FINALLY HAS DONE IT AFTER MONTHS OF AGONY. CROWD IS GOING NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NAITCH COMES INTO THE RING AND CONGRATULATES MVP. The Cock grabs the World Title and stares at MVP in the ring. COCK puts out his hand and MVP shakes it. Cock puts the Title on MVP **The Family loves it. **MVP IS YOUR NEW WORLD CHAMPION. MVP Celebrates alone in the ring for a good 3 minutes.

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