Batista has a wife doesn't he?
Anyway, when I firts heard Batista's theme music abck in 2002, I fell in love with it. It reminded me so much of the first electronic game I ever played, which was this little sidescrolling space-ship shooting game called "R-Type" or something.
In fact i've always been a fan of Batista, and although I agree he's not Jericho, Benoit or Guerrero in the ring, he's still getting better and carries an aura of dominance without under-selling offense. He won a majority of his audience when he cut that awesome promo in the back with Triple H talking about how Evolution has his back whichever angle he's atatcked (this was during the whole "inmates running the asylum" thing).
Batista is pretty good on the mic, and seems to be more capable than what we're seeing from him. That fisherman suplex off the top rope to Benoti a few weeks ago was great.