
Jericho Fan: You think if I throw this beer keg at him he'll notice?

HHH: OH SHIT!! An old man!! *hair stands up on end*

Stacy: *gasp* Randy! You've got a boner!

Edge: I can't bend my leg properly!
Jericho: You still got a nice ass. *rub*

Warning: Viscera may cause projectile vomiting.

Ref: Huh. Wonder why they call them catwalks.

Hassan: Giddy up!
Venis: Graaaaar.

How obvious is it that Grenier is holding the flag up?

Randy: Ric! What are you doing above the glass ceiling?! Get down here before HHH sees you! You know how angry he gets when he sees someone playing up there!
Flair: *flop*

HHH starts to hold down knee pads.

Randy: Ha ha! I have your belt!
HHH: It matters not! The belt has but one master! It listens only to me!!

Randy sees his FACE in the belt and falls asleep.

Randy: I've got a thermal detanator!!

And then the ref fainted.