Okay, I think it's high time I get off my ass and do another round of captiony goodness. I've been a little off my game, which is why I haven't posted any for a couple weeks (I.e. I want to, but the ones I think of suck), so forgive me if these aren't very good.
Cena: *tap tap tap* What the hell is this?!?!
Heyman: Glass Wall. Had it installed to match the Ceiling.
Cena finds out what the E in "Paul E. Dangerously" really stands for: Ether-Breath.
This week, WWE Masterpiece Theater gives us the touching "Balcony Scene," from Shakespeare's
Noble-O and Tajiri-et
Noble was livid. I mean, how many freakin jaws does Shaniqua's monster need?!?!
Zan: FORM OF.....a pretty talented crusier who's stuck with a lame gimmick and has no long-term future with the company!
Jan: FORM OF.....a fatass no-talent slob who only stays over by doing things with his butt!
WONDER TWIN POWERS.....ACTIVATE!!!
Scotty wasn't too pleased by George Lucas' decision to give Jabba the Hutt a full head of hair in the next prequel.
Scotty's attempt at a Vader Bomb ends with tragic results.
Charlie momentarily broke kayfabe to help pull Basham free. Next time, he'd have to remember not to piledrive him THAT hard.
Not a caption. I just wanted to say that Eddie's sweater looks like he stole it from the set of Queer Eye.
Suddenly, Eddie's attacked from behind! It wasn't his brother Chavo at all! It was
Zach Gowan in disguise!!!
"DEMON, BEGONE!!!!!"
Chavo Sr. forces his brother to watch Chavo Jr. do the "Just Play it Cool" dance from
West Side Story
Chavo Jr.:
*snap....snap....snap* this is for skipping out
*kick...turn* on all my recitals,
ese! *jazz hands!!!!*
As displeased as I was with the new direction of the character, I must say that Shannon looks absolutely ravishing in his new outfit.
Tension builds among the ranks of the FBI.
Nunzio: No, it's YOUR turn to job to the Undertaker when he gets back!
I know the idea of Siamese twin wrestlers isn't a very good one, but I'll give credit to these guys for doing it so well.
The FBI just tried to keep the audience's attention. If they make sure everyone ignores the ghost of Hitler on the far right, maybe he'd just go away.
Nunzio was just as confused as the other guys. Just where the hell
did their pants go?
It was pretty obvious from the start that Big Show wasn't worried about wrestling Funaki, but doing the Macarena in the middle of a match was just insulting.
EDIT: Damn, I didn't see this gag was already done!
As the mighty behemoth hoisted the helpless cruiserweight into the air, the crowd let out a thunderous applause. TV ratings skyrocketed, and the buyrates for the upcoming Matt Morgan/A-Train Iron Man match was predicted to out-do most Wrestlemanias....
.....and then, JR woke up.
No one was sure what the point of "John Cena Gargoyles" was, but damn if they didn't look realistic.
It's really too bad the photographer decided to take the picture here, because Heyman's 2-guys-at-once Gorilla Press was truly a sight to behold.
Unlike most people, who have a small angel and devil on their shoulders, Cena always got attacked by miniature versions of former ECW champions every time he had to make a moral decision.
The F-U was a powerful maneuver by itself, but for some reason, doing a Fire Marshall Bill impression while delivering it was absolutely devastating.
Heyman looked in horror as he was confronted by the ghost of Jacob Marley, who had come to warn Heyman of his greedy ways....
Cena knew that the odds were still against him. He had managed to take out the table, but the seasoned veteran of Heyman's inanimate object stable was still ready for action. On a side note, Moppy looks great with that new haircut.
Heyman: Okay, okay, I'll talk! I'll tell you who keeps stealing everyone's shirts!
I'm going to stop now, because I don't think I can beat the Ice Cream Sandwich gags.