John Cena had to point out to Paul that there are still Hurricane fans out there.
Needless to say Paul attacked John Cena after this little rap.
“You’re head is shiny, you need the spray hair from a can!
But dawg, you’re bald spot is worse than Macho Man!”
Tajiri: Hey Nidia! You can’t see me!
Nidia: That’s NOT funny!!!
Jamie: (snickers)
Nidia: You better not be laughing at this Jamie!
Jamie: No way hunny! It was some guy in the front row!
The best part about being Jamie Noble is you can always tell Nidia that you’re not about to have sex on TV, but it’s the TV in the background.
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Wonder twin powers, activate!
Scotty: Shape of a big Samoan who got over by rubbing his ass in other people’s faces and stealing Yokozuna’s finisher!
Rikishi: Form of a semi-washed up wrestler whose tag team partner was busted for drugs who never got over as a legitimate singles wrestler!
Scotty did not take too kindly Rikishi’s form…
Being a good, clean, honorable man, Charlie Hass takes it upon himself to start the SmackDown “Say No To Crack” campaign.
Eddie: So if Vince McMachon tries to go Sean O’Haire on me for getting over, he’ll have to speak with my lawyer!
Wow! Zack Gowen got a nice tan… but it burnt off some of his hair…
Get your own Chavo Action Figure, with Karate Chop action!
All Chavo had was one little speck of light… one little speck of hope… After his feud with Eddie, Chavo could only pray that he doesn’t get buried…
Poor Dawn… She can’t even do “I’m A Little Tea Pot” the right way.
Nunzio: Listen Palambo and Stamboli, in ECW, I was over! They didn’t burry the little guys!
Chuck: And look at ECW now… Oh, you can’t because it’s not here!
Nunzio: Shut up…
Chuck’s “Talk To The Hand” bit did not go over well with Nunzio.