And from the right side of the screen, Thing comes into the battle royal, knowing the he’ll win because he doesn’t have any feet to hit the floor.
Nunzio: And that, Chuck, is why you’re in the FBI.
Chuck: Wow, I need to thank you. This way I’ll never get locked in a cage like Sean.
Funaki became the newest doctor on the SmackDown roster. His first task, give the Show a neck.
Ah, he admires his work… The Big Show now has a neck, but he has to keep that brace on to prevent his head from going up his ass.
John Cena tries to get on the late 80’s/early 90’s trendwhore wagon by using the sneakers that pump up.
Ref: I think my son had a pair of them a few years back…
Cena just couldn’t hold it in any longer… Next time he should use Acme brand Liquid Fiber, to get rid of the craps in one dose!
Even John Cena had to shed a tear for Rhyno… Being held back for so long, just to do the job in the main event.
Cena’a reaction to Kurt Angle’s track the new WWE album… Worst Rap Ever.
Paul can just look at the world in disgust when he heard a fan say “Paul E. Who?”
Paul knew he was in trouble… If John Cena can destroy the table with his backhand, lord knows what he could do to the human body!
Chris Beniot would hold the sharpshooter in until Paul would admit why he allowed ECW to be driven to hell.
Intrigued, Paul asked for a closer look at the twinkie.
Paul: Hey! Where’s the crème filling?
John: Ya gotta bite deeper into it to get the filling!
Paul: This better be damn good crème…
John: Wait, isn’t that Sean selling beer?
Chris: He does it during Rhyno’s matches.