As soon as the perky customer rep sprayed him with CKOne, Paul suddenly remembered why he hated going to the mall.
Heyman: "JOHN, ARE YOU ASLEEP?"
Cena: "Not anymore, ass."
Tajiri could believe his eyes! Smokey the Bear? In Smackdown?
Nidia: "I got the rockin' pneumonia... I need a shot of rhythm and blues..."
Jamie: "Snap out of it, Nidia! You are NOT Buddy Holly!"
Scotty: "So.... Power Twins routine?"
Rikishi: "Been done."
Scotty: "Dammit."
Rikishi: "Well, you could play the gentlemanly Mr. D'Arcy and I could play the precocious Elizabeth..."
Scotty: "Oh, God no."
Scotty sees himself for the first time in a funhouse mirror, and is horrified.
Paul was horrified when he discovered Big Show's Q-tip.
Heyman: "For the last time, John, I swear I never did drugs!"
Cena: "...then why in the world did I find THIS under your bed!"
Heyman: "It's RVD's! I swear!"
Cena: "Here comes the plane, into the hangar.... neeeeooowwwwww...."
Despite being on a diet, Paul just couldn't get enough of that delicious Philadelphia cream cheese.
First time in a while. Apologies for the ring rust.