Due to WWE budget problems Cena had to pretend he had pepper spray while Heyman had to sell the effects.
As he was delivering his promo, Heyman suddenly noticed a spider crawling on the mat...and he is just too afraid of those damn things!
As the referee demonstrates where the ratings should be going, Tajiri is about to provide us with a more accurate description...
In an attempt to insert comedy into a dramatic moment, a midget is sent to run around ringside with his pants falling down. And they wonder why the ratings are slipping?
Scotty looks puzzled as the ref is "beamed" into the ring by Scotty (not 2 Hotty) just in time for the match.
The intense stare-down lasted into the wee hours of the morning before both men realized the Smackdown crew was already heading for Duluth...
Ref: "No Scotty not yet, I have to make one more count!"
Though he tried to forget, Charlie reminded Doug (or Danny, whichever the hell it is) what his high school years were like.
Pesky Jehova's Witnesses, now they're even starting to bother people at work...
..And boy are they persistent!
Let this be a lesson to you- now ever Jehova's Witness comes with a Mexican heavy, take their pamphlets or feel their wrath!
The crowd was stunned as Chavo waddled over to Eddie, started picking things out of his hair and ate them.
Chavo, Sr: "Too much Discovery Channel for you, son!"
Chavo, Jr: "Ooh ooh?"
This wasn't the first object of that size and diameter Dawn held in her hand...
Palumbo stood in shock as Nunzio and Johnny the Bull pantomimed Shakespeare's "Julius Ceasar."
It is in this exact moment that Jimmy Cordaris realized he was overweight, he was bald, and he was single...
Palumbo was such a nice guy, taking a break from his match to hold the cameraman's equipment while he had to go take a leak...and by equipment i mean the camera, you filthy bastards!
Palumbo was disappointed as Nunzio described how big the margin of error was to the push Vince told him he would receive.
Funaki: "Piggy-back ride, piggy-back ride!"
Big Show: "Piggy-back ride? Piggy-back? Back? Baby Back Ribs? Mmmmmm....ribs...."
Big Show: "I WANT MY DAMN BABY BACK RIBS!"
Funaki: "I DON'T HAVE THEM SHOW, I SWEAR!"
Big Show's madness over his ribs grew to the point where, the crowd sat in horror, as he poured BBQ Sauce on Funaki and ate him...
Oh Christ, somebody tell Heyman to stop knawing on the ropes already!
Cena was used to other men's hands being in that general area, but never in such a crude fashion.
Cena: "Rhyno my tummy hurts.."
Rhyno: "You're not getting out of this Gore, John, and I mean it!"
Cena: "Oh ok...big meanie head..."
He may be hitting the FU and getting the win, but this would not stop Rhyno from expressing his distaste in his lack of push by choking someone who was getting a push. (Yeah a little long-winded and boring there, but I couldn't think of anything else...)
Heyman: "You mean...there is no Giant Sky Wench? Who the hell have I been praying to? Who IS in the sky?"
Heyman gets on the defensive as Cena breaks the news that Vince McMahon is in the sky, that's who he was praying to, and he is being fired for breaking the #1 WWE Commandment.
Ever time someone pulls out a shiny object Benoit gets distracted, sharpshooter or not.
The soap wasn't the worst part of it, the spider-problem from earlier that had been remanifested, however....
Cena: "Here, bite down on this, we're gonna get you through this, Paul!"
Here Heyman is demonstrating why his favorite movie is Jaws.
Damn Heyman and his shiny objects!