Cena: You're scared of the claw, you're scared of the claw
My thoughts exactly Cena, leave singing
Dirty to Christina
Noble: Do you know you just drank Columbian decaffenated coffee crystals
Tajiri: .............you son of a bitch!
Nidia: I can see! .....wait you're not Triple H
The first ever Chinese fingertrap match didn't go over too well
Scotty had to wonder, who had the bigger rack? Dawn Marie or Rikishi?
No matter how much props everyone gave Scotty, he couldn't carry Rikishi to a good match
Too bad the Bashams didn't know Haas was also a proctologist
Eddie was the most excited to see Jose Lothario come back
Chavo never forgave Eddie for telling madre about his "secret garden"
can't beat the air guitar caption, too funny
While the Guerreros attacked each other, the aliens from Independence Day decided to strike with a vengeance
Tazz: PUPPIES!
Cole: I told you to not read Lawler's Announcing for Dummies
Chuck: Weren't you popular in ECW?
Nunzio: Weren't you gay two years ago?
Obviously the aliens weren't too big on the Big Show
Big Show: I like those inuendos
Funaki: INDEED!
Cena was getting too popular, behold Spider-Thug
Cena: Well it was this or Aldo Montaya 2004
Paul: So you're not untouchable.....
Cena: Oh man I shouldn't of had that prun smoothie
Cena's reaction to Holly vs. Brock
Heyman just saw a Holly match for the first time
Heyman: Big Show beat Cena right? It can't be that hard
Cena: Come on Paul, all the cool kids are doing it
Cena: How the view from sugar heaven bitch!
If you're held down throw your hands up