Gouda I couldn't agree more with you that the Eugene/Regal WM21 commercial is way more funny than lame-o's #1 and 2 (hey trips you are what you ride
)...anyway, I-Hate-You, the Eugene commercial goes something like this:
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(Scene starts w/Eugene getting off the bus. He sits down at the park bench, where a woman is reading RAW magazine.)
Eugene: Hello, my name's Eugene. You want a chocolate?
(The woman politely refuses, and continues reading.)
Eugene: I could eat about a million and a half of these! My momma always said life was like a box of chocolates--you never know what you're gonna get. But I always thought life was more like WrestleMania; like at WrestleMania III, when Hogan picked up André, an-and he bodyslammed him, or-or, last year's WrestleMania, when Chris Benoit made Triple H tap out, or at WrestleMania XIV, (I forget this part but it's something about someone getting knocked out, and Eugene inadvertently punches out the woman.) Uh-Oh! Oh, No! (Eugene leaves quickly...meanwhile William Regal checks up on the woman who is still out cold.)
Regal: RUN... EUGENE, RUN!
***END***
The commercial is quite a bit shorter than how I described it but it pretty much sums it up nicely in text.