Quote:
|
Originally Posted by PorkSoda
One time I was in school, and I got my test back and it was a 57, so I stood up, ripped the paper in half and yelled "MY NAME IS BH AND I DO NOT DESERVE THIS" then I stunned my teacher and walked out flashing the middle finger. (BH are my initials. No, my names not Bret Hart)
Another time I was in a fight with this kid, and he punched me and I flopped down, then I begged for him to stop and he did, then I poked him in the eyes and did the Rock Bottom. Then all the referees...err...teachers came in to break it up and I left yelling "WOO! WOOOOO!"
|
XD Fuckin' hilarious.
Me and my cousin have matches together all the time. Mainly because we're roughly the same size with about two inches leeway. [sp?] And he would hardly do much, just let me do moves to him [he has a high pain threshold]. Like, powerbombs, the FU [he said that was the one that hurt most.. go figure.] F5, 5400 US,.. tons of moves. And he wouldn't care. It's good to have cousins and crap. When we'd play SmackDown vs. Raw, and JR would say something like "I've felt that one!" He'd jump up and say "SO'VE I!!".. good stuff.