This isn't a nickname, more like a ring intro
Good Evening wrestling fans, internet message board losers and fans of Ring of Honor alike...
I am Bobby Cruise with the introductions for this evening's premiere exhibition.
First, the corner-man...a man who's mere mention scared Abdullah the Butcher all the way to Japan...dangerous in the ring...far more dangerous outside of it...weighing in at a sporty 240…CHUCK "GUILLOTINE" LEGRANDE!
When one achieves a certain level of success it goes without saying that the level of competition grows by leaps and bounds. Tonight however, Ring of Honor chooses to stunt the growth of competition in offering one "Dynamite" Josh Daniels.
Certainly there are men throughout wrestling's storied history who sit just a tad taller in the saddle. Men like...
stanley littlejohn, little louie, little john, little tokyo, tom thumb, sky low low, pancho the bull, lord littlebrook, little beaver, little boy blue, the haiti kid, sam thomas, kid chocolate, the catalina kid, farmer pete, sonny boy hayes, pee wee lopez, pee wee james, little crusher, little jumbo, fuzzy cupid, frenchie, jamaica kid, billy the kid, little brutus
continuing…
butch cassidy, pepe gomez, karate kid, cowboy bradley, cowboy lang, little coco, bobo johnson, tazz, dink the clown, pink the clown, wink the clown, cheesy, sleazy, queasy, mini nova, mosaic, mini goldust, mini mankind, la parkita, max mini, mini vader, el torito, piratita morgan, tiger jackson
and the man that can ride no higher....from Sea Isle City, New Jersey... weighing in at 234lbs..standing at a godzilla-like 6 foot 1 inch... he is the current NWA New York Heavyweight Champion...the current NWA Southern Heavyweight Champion...he is YOUR MLW Heavyweight Champion... the King of Old School...The Extreme Horseman....the Extreme Dwarf-Tosser...and the fucking GOD of Pro Wrestling....STEVE CORINO!