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Originally Posted by The Icon of Elisim
Air Bud Cooks Dinner
Timmy doesn't like it that his mom works late all the time and never has time to make dinner. So one night he decides to make dinner. He starts cooking and gets into trouble (burning the food, forgeting ingredients, getting confused etc). Mom comes home and gets angry and grounds him. He promises to never cook without her again.
The next day the kid is sitting around watching tv and his dog (Air Bud) brings him a frying pan. The kid takes it and then the dog brings him a wooden spoon and then some eggs. This continues and the kid gets an idea to make an omelete.
As they are making the omelete the kid gets really worried and starts to cry because he can't crack an egg. The dog comes over and cracks an egg on his nose. This gives the kid confidence to make the omelete.
Over the next few days the dog and kid continue cooking dinner. The mom eventually finds out and gets angry. But the kid shows her what he and Air Bud made and she gets really impressed and decides to allow it.
In some wacky turn of events, the boy and dog get a cooking show. They use the money that they make from the show to solve all of the mom's money problems.
THE END
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I can see it now, directed by Scorcese or Spielberg. Once-in-a-lifetime ideas like that shouldn't get any less than the very best.
And to jasonvoorhees, I just don't think a Freddy/Jason/Leatherface fight would work. Mainly because Leatherface wouldn't last a second against those two. Freddy and Jason are quasi-immortals with supernatural abilities; Leatherface is just a really crazy guy with a chainsaw.