Here's my picks:
1: JBL via interferance (Batista will destroy both men, and one of the cabinet members will drag JBL across Show...barbed wire or not, the ring will have more men in it than Stephanie McMahon c. 1999. *WINK!*)
2: Taker will destroy Reigns for another borin--I mean, Clean victory.
3: Cena will beat Angle via interferance with Shawn Michaels screwing Kurt
4: Eddie and Rey will Soar, Bashams will bore. Overall, I'll Snore, and it'll be the Bashams cheating their way to victory.
5: I forsee at least one man will not even make it to the ring because he'll get destroyed in a backstage segment meant to hype an already over hyped match later on in the night. The final two will be Spike and Funaki with Spike winning via cheating.
6: Normally I'd go with the ball of naval lint because it obviously has the most tallent, but knowing the average whore obsessed WWE marks, they'll probably vote for the one with the most TV time prior to the "match". Joy whores it up in front of millions of people, including her children.
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