Let us all marvel at the purity of the troll. It's like a beautiful crystal, or a freshly cut flower....never ending in its hatred for sense and order. Like an oil floating atop the North Pacific waters, the troll kills all that touch it, while refusing to mix with the more pristine natural comedies that make us all grin just a bit and type "LOL", whether we mean it or not.
Ah, the troll. What a remarkable creature. But ever elusive! One must wonder how we scientists track these majestic creatures. To tell you the truth, very few of us have seen them with our own eyes. They travel at night and rarely meet with one another, save to discuss the needed push of Jeff Hardy or to mate. Sadly, the latter happens only once in a troll's lifetime if at all.
Here we see a rare thermograph photo taken of a troll. Remarkable!
Sadly, the troll's habitat is being encroached upon by humans who feel that a joke has run its course after only being spoken once or twice in passing. Once, trolls walked upon the earth in great herds. But when humans came along, they were forced to take shelter under bridges and in caves. Now, only the Internet sees their beautiful grace. Please, remember the wonderous creature, the troll. Remember to recycle and support your local LAN gaming parlor, the last surviving habitat of these graceful, yet utterly pathetic creatures.