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Old 02-20-2005, 02:29 PM   #23
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Originally Posted by Xero Limit 126
Wouldn't the rope collapse under all that weight? (They're about 700-800 lbs. combined.)
That's how they get out of the cage.

The two of them cause the ropes to snap, creating an action/reaction force strong enough to cause the ring to implode, destabilising the cage at the same time. As the cage falls, the barbed wire lands on Michael Cole, shredding him, but leaving 4-foot-tall Tazz unharmed. Hey, I can dream.

Next, because the cage has fallen outwards, it is now argued that there IS no outside of the cage to escape to, meaning the match can only end in pinfall. Sadly, that means the Ministry of Suck can do their thing...Ensure that big show takes it up the ass. Unfortunately for fans in attendance, this is all too literal, as the barbed-wire remains of Michael Cole are used as a bloody, jagged tool to sodomise the Big Show.
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