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I really like the Hassan angle mentioned above. I can totally see it.
(A video comes on at the start of RAW of Hassan with an AK-47)
Hassan: I'm tired of this shit, Bischoff! You give me a fucking title shot, or the blonde bitch gets it!
(Video pans to Stacy Kiebler, Lita, Trish Stratus, Molly Holly, and Lillian Garcia naked and hog tied, screaming with ties in their mouths. Divari removes Stacy's momentarily.)
Stacy: RANDY HELP ME!!!
Divari: SHUT IT, BITCH! *whack*
Hassan: You see?! YOU SEE!? We don't like to hurt people, but God damnit, you racist Americans give us no choice! I will execute a Diva every 30 minutes until I am given my title shot, and Triple H lays down for me. AL QAEDA ALLAH LADA MUSAI!!!
(Bischoff is shown, rubbing his temples, a concerned Coachman standing by.)
Coach: Jesus christ, Eric...
Bischoff: I know, I know... now I have to hire MORE fucking Divas!
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