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This is how I see it panning out:
World Heavyweight Championship Match:
Batista vs. The Winner (a.k.a. Triple H)
WWE Championshite Match:
Boring Blackjack vs. Boring Rapper
"Semi-Retired, Permanantely Injured" Match
Kurt "Bad-Neck" Angle vs. Shawn "Bad-Back" Michaels
Pee-Break #2:
Undertaker vs. Randy Orton
(Let me guess the finish...Tombstone? Nahh!)
Potential Show Stealer:
Rey Mysterio Jr. vs. Eddie Guerrero
Other Potential Show Stealer:
Chris Benoit vs. Chris Jericho
Pointless Match Just to Get Edge a match:
Edge vs. Shelton Benjamin
Women's Championship: Bra and Panties Chocolate Mud-Fight with Jerry Lawler as the Special Guest Referee:
Playmate 1 vs. Playmate 2
(Seriously, is there even a women's champion anymore, or did they just do away with the belt when they fired all their female wrestlers?)
Who Cares Match:
Gene Snitzky vs. Kane vs. the Hardy that didn't leave
Pee-Break #1
Big Show vs. Heidenshite
Opening Match:
Booker T vs. The Winner (since Booker T seems to be contractually obligated to lose, no matter how shite his opponents are).
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