Mohammed began speaking in tongues, as Chris Benoit won the "Most Valued Missionary" Award for his outstanding conversion rating.
It sounded like a good idea for the WWE to visit the mental ward...
An Anrgy Stevie Richards strikes again, placing supermagnets in the chairs.
Reason I want to be a WWE superstar #441: Even taking a shit is a pyro-worthy moment.
Even the WWE hates Smackdown.
The WWE's version of the mile high club: Batista becomes the newest superstar to blow Triple H while he rested upon the glass ceiling.
Batista: Dude, that was pretty cool. Where'd you hide your head? Dude? Hunter?
Okay, you've just decapitated the boss. What would Eddie do?

True to "Latino Heat" form, Batista stole Trips' title...
...And his wallet.