After repeated requests for Daivari to stop singing, Simon Cowell decided to take matters into his own hands.
"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrre's JOHNNY!"
Michaels was the only one quick enough to duck under HHH's new Freeze Ray.
Arena: "Aw crap, ANOTHER hoss??" *explodes*
Masters: "I have done it! I HAVE REVISIBILIZED STEVEN RICHARDS!!!"
Tragedy struck when Steven Richards accidentally blew up a pack of red food coloring.
Batista does his "UPN exec debating whether or not to keep SmackDOWN" impression.
With Benoit's forced assistance and Dave taking care of the other end, Hunter was finally able to fulfill one of his long-desired dreams: getting a levitation blow job.
Dave: "What's that Tink? I have to burn the arena down?"
"Raven Dildo...? What the hell is a Raven Dildo??"
"THAT'S A RAVEN DILDO??????!!!!!!"