Muhammad falls asleep at the most inappropriate times...
... And so does Benoit.
Synchronized Chair Shot Dancing was a big 'hit' that night.
Masters: Heyuck heyuck!
JR: BAHGAWD IT'S REDNECK HICK HOSS!
Masters: OH YES! OH YES! STACY! STAC....
*Stevie becomes visible*
Masters: ...
Masters: FUCK YOU STEVIE!
Stevie: But! But! I only acted like an invisible woman to be WITH you... To be WIIIITH YOOOOUUU!
Masters: SHUT UP!
On clipboard: Smile... Thumbs up... Start to frown... Frown... Thumbs down...
(Insert generic blow job joke here.)
Batista: OH MY GOD I KILLED HUNTER!
*Crowd cheers*
Ric: WOOOOOOO BASTARD!
*X Files music hits*
Three fans began to file out.
Batista: Hunter's fan base has left the building!