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Old 02-26-2005, 06:42 AM   #17
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Meh. I really thought there'd be more action, but the girls I saw it with thought it was a scary movie when we left, and I have to agree a bit. Lots of moments with close ups of dead bodies where you have the feeling they're going to pop open/alive. I was really hoping for a mad scene where Keanu is fighting off hordes of demons with that dragon's breath flamethrower.

Most of the movie was good, but the ending was totally weak.

You sacrificed yourself - you're going to heaven! Oh wait, the Devil says you're going to stay alive, so you will! Even though you're trying to thwart the devil's taking over of bodies, I want to keep you on Earth... for some reason. Whatever.


I busted up laughing when the fire alarm sprinklers went off and that one bitch goes "Holy water!" Ranked right up there with "I'm melting! I'm melting! Oh what a world!"

Not to mention that Even Stevens kid's dying words: "It's not like in the books." Shut the fuck up and die.
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