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¬ You go around spitting apples in people's faces.
¬ You kneel down on one knee, raise your hand, spring up, and hit an RKO on the person in front of you.
¬ You do the same when you're in line for the bathroom.
¬ When you get fired, you blame it all on your boss' son-in-law.
¬ You become a star on your wrestling team only to quit and go play football, where you will fail and beg to come back to the team with impossibly high demands.
¬ You wear a hat and act 'dead'.
¬ You rap about your enemies in a horrible voice.
¬ You have a Viscera autograph.
¬ You want George Bush to turn face.
¬ You name random body parts.
¬ You break someone's nose to make a first impression.
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