|
I have just thought of some more
1. You watch a Yankees vs. Boston Red Sox game secretly hoping that the Red Sox turn heel
2. You miss your High School Graduation/wedding because Smackdown was on.
3. When your girlfriend says she wants too make out with you under fireworks and you take her to a wrestling show.
4. When the wedding comes for the I Do's instead of saying I Do You say "Oh hell yeah"
5. You have written numerous hate mails to the World Wildlife Fund saying "Fuck Pandas"
6. You carry a knife with you for an occasional blade job.
7. You get a splinter in your finger and sell it like it was murder.
|