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Originally Posted by Esoteric
yeah got the first season its great, buddy cole is great especially about oscar wilde
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Haha. I adapted that monologue for theater class. The teacher ended up rejecting it as a choice, but I felt proud
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What I, Buddy Cole, love best about dinner parties is that part where the conversation suddenly dies a horrible death. And some helpful waige pipes up with “If you were stranded on a desert island and you could only bring one book, record, and person, what would they be?”.
What are the odds? I can’t believe it. Here I am, stranded on a desert island. And my only supplies are my favorite book: “All About Rhoda” by Peggy Hertz from Scholastic Press, and my favorite album, Johnny Mathis and Denise Williams’ “That’s What Friends are For”. I always like to have an ex-lovers music around.
Denise is good too.
And, for companionship, the one and only, Oscar Wilde.
I’d ask Oscar to say something funny, to which he would reply “Well Buddy, I recall as I lay dying in my death bed, I came out of my stupor momentarily and declared with perfect deplume “Either that wallpaper goes, or I go! Haha!”
To which I would reply “Oh that was rich Oscar! Oh geez. Let me catch my breath for a second. I’m so glad that I brought you and not someone calmer!”
Speaking of which, that reminds of the time I was crossing the border into Albania, and some border guard asked me if I had anything to declare. And I said (this is great), “Only my genius!”
I know. That was Oscar’s line. But he owed me.