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You do play-by-play color commentary for mundane everyday events.
You get into fight with somebody and tell them that you'll give them your television set if they can last 3 minutes.
A motivational speaker comes to your school and you can't wait for him to conclude his speech with "I like you, You like me, Now I'm gonna help You...like You."
When you're on top having sex with your girlfriend and you suddenly count her shoulders down for 3.
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