...you think Olympic gold medals should be defended 24/7.
...you compliment an ER patient on his "sweet hardway juice."
..."Tell Me A Lie"
still makes you tear up a bit.
...you find yourself yelling "Rhyno!" if you accidentally get glue on your hands.
...your entire summer wardrobe is made up of "bWo" half shirts and denim cutoffs.
...at your best friend's wedding, you pull down your suspenders before making the toast to "show you mean business."
...you think Christopher Lloyd was totally snubbed by the Academy for "Suburban Commando."
...you pull the old "fake arm" trick on people you don't like.
...you have ever uttered the word "destrucity."
...in your high school yearbook you were voted "Most Likely To Tear His Quad."