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**The Naitch** · 03-08-2005, 02:47 PM

Late Night w/ Conan The Barbarian!

Conan: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome THE MOST Electrifying Man in Caption-Entertainment, and The 3 time TNA Champion and current NCW Champion.........

THE COCK!

*Fans go apeshit for Hollywood's newest action hero*

Cock: Conan you weirdo, good to have me on the show!

Conan: So Cock, congratulations on being the NCW Champ and winning the Title at Hindenburg Havoc. It's obvious you are going to headline HitlerMania because you are the BEST Captioneer in Caption-Entertainment today

Cock: Yup. Rumours circulating around the internet claim that my challenger at HitlerMania will be either one of The NWA Horsemen OR another TNA Superstar that will jump ship. God only knows

Conan: I like The Ravishing One. He's supposed to play Conan The Conquerer around this summer, am I correct?

Cock: TRO is a superb actor, but the director of that movie had a problem because TRO insisted that he wear his Highspots.com belt throughout the movie. I mean c'mon! What a guy! It's a known fact that he showers with that belt after every show. Plus he sleeps with it too. Talk about obsessed

Conan:

Now what happened at TNA Up Your Ass when Disturbed nailed you with the steel chair?

Cock: Disturbed and The Cock will face off one of these days, you can bet your last dollar on that....

Conan: Why not right now! Come on out Disturbed!

Audience:

Cock:

Bruce you piece of goat smegma! How you doin?

Bruce Willis: Scared ya didn't I?

Conan: As you can see, I'm sucking on The Cock right now!

*The audience laughs and gives a simultaneous --->

*

Cock: Conan, are you gay?

Conan: Maybe

03-08-2005, 02:47 PM	#22
The Naitch RAPTURE READY. Posts: 31,936	Late Night w/ Conan The Barbarian! Conan: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome THE MOST Electrifying Man in Caption-Entertainment, and The 3 time TNA Champion and current NCW Champion......... THE COCK! Fans go apeshit for Hollywood's newest action hero Cock: Conan you weirdo, good to have me on the show! Conan: So Cock, congratulations on being the NCW Champ and winning the Title at Hindenburg Havoc. It's obvious you are going to headline HitlerMania because you are the BEST Captioneer in Caption-Entertainment today Cock: Yup. Rumours circulating around the internet claim that my challenger at HitlerMania will be either one of The NWA Horsemen OR another TNA Superstar that will jump ship. God only knows Conan: I like The Ravishing One. He's supposed to play Conan The Conquerer around this summer, am I correct? Cock: TRO is a superb actor, but the director of that movie had a problem because TRO insisted that he wear his Highspots.com belt throughout the movie. I mean c'mon! What a guy! It's a known fact that he showers with that belt after every show. Plus he sleeps with it too. Talk about obsessed Conan: Now what happened at TNA Up Your Ass when Disturbed nailed you with the steel chair? Cock: Disturbed and The Cock will face off one of these days, you can bet your last dollar on that.... Conan: Why not right now! Come on out Disturbed! Audience: Cock: Bruce you piece of goat smegma! How you doin? Bruce Willis: Scared ya didn't I? Conan: As you can see, I'm sucking on The Cock right now! The audience laughs and gives a simultaneous ---> Cock: Conan, are you gay? Conan: Maybe Last edited by The Naitch; 03-08-2005 at 03:06 PM.