Oddly enough, Cena's new "Touch of Death" finisher was ten times more credible than the F-U.
Ref: "Holy crap, Mark! Is that a superfluous third arm growing out of your back?"
The match got intense as Mark's superfluous third arm pointed out that Godzilla had indeed entered the arena.
Ref: "Remember, Rey ... Jazz hands!"
Mark finds out too late that Rey does not use Right Guard deodorant.
Cole: "Oh my God, Tazz! Eddie just lied, cheated, and stole Mr. Socko!"
Tazz: "Shut the hell up."
Jindrak sprung to action when he recieved the call that one of the cruiserweights had managed to escape Velocity.
Heidenreich discovers the hard way that you never interrupt Booker during the can-can.
It's not every day that you hear the Word of the Lord. Even if it is the Lord telling you that you suck.
Booker: "By the power of Greyskull! I... have... the POWER!"
Heidenreich: "God... and they say I'm the crazy one around here?"
Angle: "Ugh. Did this come out of my nose? Gross!"
For a brief glimpse, WWE pulled back the curtains and revealed that HBK was actually controlled by three puppeteers.
Kurt: "I'm going to do, in four weeks, EVERYTHING that you accomplished your entire lifetime, Michaels!"
HBK: "No way! You're going to spoon with Triple H?"
Kurt: "..... um, no."
It's a little known fact that some lower mid-carders are so poor that they have to make their wrestling tights out of old garbage bags.
In the WWE's first Brawn vs. Magic match, Big Show's brute strength was no match for Referee Nick Patrick's mystical powers of levitation.
Big Show: "You joker! I said one hot dog! But the chick is good, too."
JBL: "And IIIIII... will always ... love YOUUUUUUUUUUU...."
Cena: "Oh my God... HE'S A WOMAN!"
Even Orlando Jordan can't manage to stay awake during a John Cena match.
Not that it was easy to stay awake during an Orlando Jordan match.
"And remember, kids, this is what I do to people who play with matches!"
During the "Kings of Comedy" Invasion Tour, Cena becomes the first casualty as he jobs to an enraged Bernie Mac.
Bernie: "The name's Mr. Mac. Rhymes with smack. As in upside the head."
Cena: "Oh ho ho ha... you still got it!"
Fans began to suspect that the voting was rigged when JBL announced this year's winner to the John Cena look-a-like contest.
Though there were rivals in Wrestlemania, JBL was never too big to help a friend fix up his necktie.