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Secret Diary of one Paul Eulysius Heyman
Date: The Day ECW Officially Folded
10:15am: Got a call from my creditors telling me I had to fold ECW. Quite sad.
11:45am: Told all the boys, we had one last group hug, felt really nice to be in their muscular arms
2:45pm: Spent the last 3 hours in the ECW arena saying my goodbyes, really gonna miss the place.
3:45pm: Called some of my former boys invited them over to my place for Toast to ECW Party in my basement. I have such a cool basement
4:45pm: Got home, Mom is mad, sent me to my room, said she'd talk to me later
5:45pm: I so have the worst mother ever!!!! She grounded me for a month, she said I wasn't fiscally responsible, whatever that means.
6:00pm: Called all the boys, told them the party was off because my mom was being a total spaz.
7:45pm: Got a call from Taz, he wanted to hang out, told him I was grounded. Stupid mom
8:45pm: Got a call from Rhino, couldn't totally understand what he was saying. It was something like:
"Been F%^& fun working with you, you're one awesome motherf^&#er, been a f^&*ing blast, sorry I wasn't around earler too busy f@#ing this hot piece of @$$, hey want to hang out tonight? We could go and find some hot %^&$s and go Joel Gertner on them, wouldn't that be f&%$ing blast?
8:46pm : Told Rhino the same thing I told Taz.
8:47pm: "That's f%&ing bullsh&%, you shouldn't f&^#ing have to take that from some old b*&%" was all he said before hanging up the phone. *sigh* Rhino is so mysterious.
10:45pm: I'm like so bored, being stuck in this house so sucks!!!! Think I'm gonna make some tacos
11:20pm: Tacos sucked.
11:35pm: Made more Tacos, this time I took them to the EXTREME!
11:45pm: Kinda getting tired, think I'll get some sleep, I need my beauty rest afterall.
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