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Brock's Diary
3/14/04
5:35AM: I woke up and had breakfast. I'll tell you, that Evolution Cool Aid tastes funny...
7:58AM: I met up with Bill in the lobby and told him that I was going to leave WWE after our match to go to the NFL. He said that he's leaving too, but we should still have a great match.
10:50AM: I'm leaving for the arena now. I still haven't told Vince that I'll be leaving after tonight.
3:36PM: I finally got to MSG after some ass on a cell phone wouldn't move his car... I got out of my car to talk to him, and he was wearing pink, so I punched him. I just sped off and left him bleeding. I was arrested about five blocks away and Vince had to bail me out...
4:30PM: Well, I finally told Vince that I would be leaving for the NFL. He wasn't exactly happy, but told me that if I have a great match with Goldberg, that I could come back anytime.
4:37: I asked Bill if he planned on returning to the WWE, and he said no. So I told him lets go out there and teach Vince a lesson. I told him that we should fuck up one of his biggest matches of the night. He agreed.
6:30PM: Almost time for WrestleMania to go live!
9:15PM: Almost show time... Bill and I went over our three spots... If we're going to fuck up one of the biggest matches of the night, we might as well do it in style.
9:53PM: Man, that was a bad match... It worked out perfectly, but the fucking INTERNET fans found out that I was leaving and tore into me. That hurt me... Uh oh, Vince is coming...
11:30PM: Vince yelled at me for an hour straight about fucking up his match and I just smiled. He threw me out of the building. I can't wait to go to the NFL and finally be able to get this wrestling shit behind me!
12/18/04
Well, after my football career has flopped, I've decided to call Vince. I called him about a half an hour ago, but he wasn't there.
1/15/05
I keep calling Vince, but he doesn't answer. I don't know why...
2/23/05
If Vince isn't going to take me back, I'm going to go to NWA:TNA...
2/24/05
Well, I found out that I had a clause in my contract that states that I can't work for any other fight group for 10 years. I need to do something about this...
2/27/05 (The date is off, I know.)
I've filed a suite against WWE. I guess I never should have signed that contract...
3/8/05
I called Vince again and asked him if I could come back again. I got no response.
3/14/05
God how I wish I never fucked myself over... Not in a gay way, but you know...
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