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**tucsonspeed6** · 03-14-2005, 07:37 PM

CHRISTY HEMME

3/13/05

I can't believe it! In just over two weeks I'm gonna wrestle for the Women's title! The girls are all excited because I'm supposed to win it too. Trish wasn't too excited though. She said that I need to learn some more moves. We worked a bit together, and she got frustrated because I couldn't learn some fancy "finisher" move called a "pen" or something like that. I told her we could maybe work around it, but she said that it was really important to the match.
I also went out signing autographs today. Some boys made me show them my underwear. I thought they were really into me, so I figured it couldn't hurt to flirt a little....so I ate a dead squirrel. They thought it was pretty hot I think.

3/14/05

I had to go to work again today. Some big muscly guys said something about a waste of $249,999.99. I don't know what that was all about. That's when Vince showed up and said "Hey, Rhyno, you dumb ape! I told you to pack your stuff and get out of here!" and then he saw me and told me that I was going to get a raise and that I have some more girls to hang out with backstage. I was so excited I thanked him by drinking my own urine.

3/19/05

Saturday! Finally! Tonight I went out with some of my co-workers. A really cute guy thought I was hot, and he complimented me by pooping in my gym bag! I think it's a match! We got together later that night and sat on some pies together! Then we started getting kinda frisky, so I told him that I thought I was ready for some REAL fun....but of course he needed some protection. So I helped him put on his hockey mask as I we took a dip in my huge vat of sheep intestines. And afterwards we shaved a dog and burnt its fur while I wiggled around in a shallow puddle of antifreeze. Let me tell you, diary, I think this guy is the one!

03-14-2005, 07:37 PM	#20
tucsonspeed6 Banned WWE on 1/1/07 Posts: 2,141	CHRISTY HEMME 3/13/05 I can't believe it! In just over two weeks I'm gonna wrestle for the Women's title! The girls are all excited because I'm supposed to win it too. Trish wasn't too excited though. She said that I need to learn some more moves. We worked a bit together, and she got frustrated because I couldn't learn some fancy "finisher" move called a "pen" or something like that. I told her we could maybe work around it, but she said that it was really important to the match. I also went out signing autographs today. Some boys made me show them my underwear. I thought they were really into me, so I figured it couldn't hurt to flirt a little....so I ate a dead squirrel. They thought it was pretty hot I think. 3/14/05 I had to go to work again today. Some big muscly guys said something about a waste of $249,999.99. I don't know what that was all about. That's when Vince showed up and said "Hey, Rhyno, you dumb ape! I told you to pack your stuff and get out of here!" and then he saw me and told me that I was going to get a raise and that I have some more girls to hang out with backstage. I was so excited I thanked him by drinking my own urine. 3/19/05 Saturday! Finally! Tonight I went out with some of my co-workers. A really cute guy thought I was hot, and he complimented me by pooping in my gym bag! I think it's a match! We got together later that night and sat on some pies together! Then we started getting kinda frisky, so I told him that I thought I was ready for some REAL fun....but of course he needed some protection. So I helped him put on his hockey mask as I we took a dip in my huge vat of sheep intestines. And afterwards we shaved a dog and burnt its fur while I wiggled around in a shallow puddle of antifreeze. Let me tell you, diary, I think this guy is the one!