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Randy: Heh.. I'll teach that snooty bitch. Cheat on Hardy with Edge and not me...
*Randy grabs a purse with a "Lita" keychain and runs into the bathroom.
*20 minutes later, Randy emerges and finds Lita.*
Randy: Hey, LITA!! I found your purse..
Lita: THanks Randy, but that's not mine.
Randy: Huh??
Lita: I was going to stick that chain on my purse so I didn't lose it, but I screwed up and stuck it on the wrong one.
Randy: How the hell do you botch remembering what purse is yours?
Lita: Well I thought I saw a tampon sticking out... It wasn't though, it was a strapon...Oh well.
*Lita walks away, and Randy is confused as all hell as he holds the mysterious purse. Moments later, the door opens.*
HHH: Hey Randy, have you seen Stephanies' purse?
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