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Which reminds me:
The Smackdown! Drinking Game:
Requirements: Bottle of any alcohol (Preferably more), 80 proof or better, tape or live feed of Smackdown!
This is a rather simple game: When you see a bad match, take a shot. When you see a boring promo, take a shot. When John Cena makes a poopy joke, take a shot. If you wonder if JBL is married to Shane, take 2 shots.
I already need a new liver
When Long looks down at his shoes, take a shot. When a black guy fails to win a title, take a shot. When Hardcore Holly looks less accomplished than a rookie, take a shot (Two if it's Puder). When Undertaker doesn't sell, take a shot. When he squashes a potential up-and-comer, take a shot.
Congratulations! You're smashed enough to sit through Impact!
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