It was a shock when Michael Jackson announced he was joining the WWE.
Not content with squashing everything that lives...
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"Kurt, I don't think it's supposed to GO there."
"Next week I'm going for 5 lbs."
A reporter asks show what his impression of Nick Nolte is.
"Hey Bill, who's more likely to main event Wrestlemania 22?"
"So now what. Do I, like, swat it with a chair or something?"